IF BANDS WERE BEVERAGES, WE’D BE PRUNE JUICE.
You hearin this shit?
And Now for a Slight Departure (Instrumental)
(There will be vocals on the record!)
We’re The Earth and I. There are five of us. A lot of garbage comes out of our mouths. We talk a lot of nonsense while we write bad music and record it poorly. Hell, this website is better than our band.
We don’t have dreams of fame or money. It’s not about making a difference, accomplishing goals, or setting a trend.
It’s about nothing. Literally nothing. Fuck you, but more importantly, fuck us.
Where do I get started?
Well, if you want to go down the rabbit hole with us, you can check out our new instrumental track. It represents a sample of 65 minutes of music that we will release in 2017. If you like what you hear or see, let us know. You can reach us reliably at email@example.com.