IF BANDS WERE BEVERAGES, WE’D BE PRUNE JUICE.
CGMTC (Life in the Sunset Zone) Official Music Video
Debut Album Out Now in 3D Smell-o-rama!
The Candleman (2017)
We’re The Earth and I. There are five of us. A lot of garbage comes out of our mouths. We talk a lot of nonsense while we write bad music and record it poorly. Hell, this website is better than our band.
We don’t have dreams of fame or money. It’s not about making a difference, accomplishing goals, or setting a trend.
It’s about nothing. Literally nothing. Fuck you, but more importantly, fuck us.
Where do I get started?
Well, if you want to go down the rabbit hole with us, you can check out our first music video or, alternatively, our new album. It’s part one of two, and tells the story of Candleman, the greatest superhero who ever walked the Earth (and I). Bad jokes? Got ’em. If you like what you hear or see, let us know. You can reach us reliably at firstname.lastname@example.org.